Bitch, gave me a ticket! You know I am pissed! First I wake up an extra hour early than needed to be. My significant other and I are having problems! I got a shit load of other issues with my family. So after I took my son to daycare, I was going out for my run right and BAM! I get a muther fuckin ticket! I am super dumb pissed right about now! Like I was pulling out of the parking lot of the day care, stopped at the stop sign and went maybe a quarter of amile down the road until I get pulled over. The dumb botch, yes botch pulled me the fuck over and said I did 31mph in 15mph Zone. So this dumb broad is tellin me i picked up that kmuch speed within 2 seconds? Bitch, lying. I was embarrased and pissed as a bitch! I haven't had a ticket in four years until today. Then she was scaryas a bitch like it was her first time giving somebody a ticket! She came up to me window, keep in mind Im already peeved from this morning and this is what happened....
1.13.2009
Mrs. Officer!
Cop: Um, Ma'am, Hi. You were clocked doing 31 in a 15. Can i have your license and registration?
Me: Pssh. Here. This is bullshit!
::I handed her the bullshit::
Cop: Thank you.
::rolls window back up::
Now at this point I am cussing my ass off! I had my hands over my face cause people were driving by and looking being nosey and shit. I was so embarrased!
approx 5 minutes later....
I see her walking back to my car so I cracked my wondow...
Cop: Ma'am can I have your best contact number?
Me: 804-861-#### (i said this under my breath with hella tude)
Cop:What? I couldn't hear you! (This is where she gets frustrated)
Me: I SAID!!!!!! 804-861-####, damn.
Cop: Look can you roll your window down.
::I crack that bitch another half of inch::
Cop: ALLL THE WAY DOWN! MA'AM!
Okay she was gettin testy now so I rolled the bitch down.
She handed me a clipboard and asked me to sign it for my ticket! 105.00 bucks man! I looked at the clipboard and looked back at her.
Me: BULLSHIT!!
Cop: Excuse me? Well if you want to prepay for it you can or take it to court its your choice. You have a good day.
Me:What the fuck ever! (rolling up my window)
I shot her a bird too, through my rear view window when she got in the car. I dont care its my fault bitch shouldnt be givin out tickets at 8 in the muthafuckin morning!
Outie♥
Breezi F
i WR0TE THiS CUZ iM: Breezi F. at 8:53 AM
Labels: Ain't that a Bitch, Fuck the Police, The Law
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4 PE0PLE FEEL THiS WAY:
damn I can't stand the police. Sorry you to hear you got a ticket.
But one fact I know for sure is that only women and white men can get away with talking to the police like that.
Black men gotta be on they best yes um mr./mrs. officer. Or next thing we asked to step out of the car.
Lol and you right! I couldnt help it cause I had smart ass mouth that mornin!!
damn girl . I feel for you . it was not your day that day !
I could not be a cop lol sucks about the ticket its crazy
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