Damn, Homie

I guess it's really a reccesion. This shit right here, nigga...
Outie♥
Breezi F.

VMAs 2009

OOOOOO EM GEEEEEEEE!
Tonight is the 2009 Video Music Awards and you know everybody will be giving their peace on what they thought, so of course I am as well. What kicked off VMA was the pre-show red carpet. It wasn't as interesting as the previous pre-shows....WHERE WAS ALL THE FASHION!!?? But I did notice that the thigh high boots are in this fall season cause you did see Shakira!! Uhhh fierce (though her and P!nk are wearing the same dress) but Shakira filled it out better! Uhhhh other than that nothing really stuck out so let's get to the MAiN ATTRACTiON! (I am typing as I am reading so you will get all my first reactions!)

Opening Act:
Uh, I thought Madonna was Hilary Duff for a moment; lol they did look a-like. Anyways, Madonna's trip down memory lane about Michael Jackson was very heartfelt and she said some very poweful statements about passing judgements. Kind of brought a tear to my eye. =( The MJ dance performance was bee-you-te-ful. Many of his popular iconic videos were brought back to life and performed on point. I was really hoping they would've performed Beat It, which I thought so, I did see dancers in the Beat It Jacket. It was kind of obvious that Janet was going to perform Scream which I loved and I like how she performed on stage with her brother for the last time. It looked like she was going to beak into tears at the end but it was a really awesome performance.

MTV Shows

Kanye's Ignorant Act:
Twitter and Facebook has a lot to say and so do I. I was so embarrassed and I felt so bad. Taylor Swift was very happy to win and I wanted to see how she felt. As soon as I thought to myself. "Aw she is so humble and cute---" here come Kanye grabbing the damn mic and expressing to the world how Beyonce should of won. The look on Taylor's face was like "OMG." Was she crying or was it me? All I know is, she may of not had the best video but she is a kid and it isn't her fault she won, MTV arranges this shit. I wonder if Amber Rose was embarrassed for him?

MTV Shows

Performances:
Taylor Swift-I liked it. Unique. At the beginning of the performance it seemed like she was still shaken up a bit about Ye's embarrassing stunt but eventually she did rock out. I was hoping she wasn't going to fall running around the damn subway in heels!!

Lady Gaga-WTF? First and foremost, I didn't know her voice was that AMAZiNG! She was singing LiVE and murdered it!! But the whole blood and hanging herself shit, like c'mon. I am tying, I look up on the screen and my initial reaction was "WTF is going on!!!?" She is um different.


Green Day-I definitely was not paying attention. Sorry. =(

Beyonce`- First off Ne-Yo why you fuck up the introduction, Chase won't finished. Anyways, Bey always puts a great spin on her singles, singing live. She is just an amazing live performer. The whole audience was vibing with her. One of the best of the night, though I did feel like I was at church for a minute with the tambourine and hand claps lol.

Muse-What's a muse? Sounded like Womanizer by Britney for a minute.

P!Nk--I loved it. Another great LIVE performer. Her voice is stunning and she was upside down! Now that's a BB.

Jay-Z-Grand Opening, Gand Closing. Who better than Jay-Z to do so? But did he have to show up all late? Did he even see the show at all. I am happy that he and Alicia are performing. Rep their city.

Russel Brand:
I ♥ him! I absolutely do. I think he is so hilarious and I am happy to have him back this year. I love his jokes and you can't help but to laugh! He even got in on Wayne and all his baby mama's lol.

TWiGHLiGHT:
My Guilty Pleasure. Um, yes I love this saga and was geeked to see the extended trailor! Um Jacob in the movie looks damn good but I am still TEAM Edward. 11.20.09 I will be seeing this. Yeah, this was my officially geek moment. (Sidenote: Sissy we in there!)

Bits N Pieces:
LOL why was Kanye getting booed for real? Diddy knew what he was doing when he said his name that's why he laughed. TAYLOR! TAYLOR! =) Uh where the fuck is Rihanna??? Did you see my girl crush, Megan Fox. Hottness. lol These Eminem and Tracy Morgan skits are hilarious. WHat the fuck is up with Lady Gaga? She is fuckin weird. Glad to see DJ AM get a little tribute via KiD Cudi. Can someone please tell me why Drake did not win Best New Artist? Eminem didnt even announce him as a nominee. Shit, Tracy Morgan should've won time after time. Oh bout time Beyonce` won an award, Happy Kanye? LOL That was so nice of Beyonce for gettin Taylor another Kanye free chance to say her peice. I wanna shed a tear. Bey isn't that bad of a person. ♥'s it. Uh...I haven't seen Ye in awhile, did he get kicked out? =/

Well damn, it's over already!? I can only imagine what the popular celeb sites are going to have about the behind the scenes shit we didn't see. C'mon Perez and MTO! Overall the show was good, better than last year but could of been a lot better. Until next year...

Outie♥

Breezi F.

Case of the Fake People

Lately, I have found myself extremely aggravated and no, it isn't just because I am pregnant causes me to be moody, its the Case of the Fake People. That's why I am they way I have been lately and I am pretty sure many have taken notice. Honestly, I feel like I have a lack of friends. As I have been referring to myself, lately as the LONER. Coming from me, many are like "Yeah the fuck right." But whatever, it's true. I feel like many people talk to me when it's convenient for them or they have something to say negatively. Then I gotta hear "Why are you distancing yourself?" because I feel a lot of people are being fake. Transparent. For example, if you have know idea WTF is going on in my household and come up with your own opinion, then decided to go and tell a group of people what you think you know about it when in reality you have it all backwards. FAKE. Or when you talk complete shit about someone behind their back, then next thing I know you are chatting it up on the Myspace or hanging out the next day. PHONY. Oh and this is great too, when the person you had a falling out with only hits you up when it is convenient for them, and when they are mad at someone your close with, to be spiteful they contact you. TRANSPARENT. Describing the people who are in my life rather I fuck with them or not. When I am quick to say, "I dont trust anyone" everybody goes into a rage but I rather be a loner than be around people are fake. Yeah it sucks, it really does. I admit, I am a highly suspicious person and I do not put anything past anybody because 9 times out of 10 I am 100% correct. I feel like the people I consider my besties aren't even there. So I question myself, is it my fault that it is the way it is? Partially because it works two ways but then I think about how the conversation ended last time we spoke. Still holding grudges? Damn right because the situation never go its closure when I tried. Last year this time, I was celebrating my 21st (well about too) with my "best friends" at the time and this year we barely speak. One of them I am not even friends with and I think she doesn't even comprehend the extent of what she done nor even apologize but still up to her ways. It's like in the end it goes to show, you have nobody but yourself. I admit I miss it when I could and hang out with everybody but now a days (in the famous words of Enemim) ahem, and I quote:

"Now-a-days eveybody got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and mutha fuckers act like they forgot about Breeze."

It is what is. I'd rather just fuck with myself then catch a Case of the Fake People......

Outie♥
Breezi F.
aka
Miss Solo Dolo

Question! I Hope you have answers?

So I am so bored and Patrice wouldn't come and kidnap me from work because she's being a gay fish (lol) and Nigga Heffrey cannot come and visit me due to undisclosed reasons. =) So Ver`Rell and I are sitting here and we got some random ass questions I want my visitors/followers to answer!!

Knock Yourself Out:

1. Are the Lakers overrated?
2. Would you trade one of your family memebers to be rich for life?
3. If you suck (in general) would you swallow?
4. Do you really pick your nose or anybody parts when people aren't around and NOT wash your hands?
5. Honestly, when was the last time you peed on yourself?
6. Do you honestly believe if you talked about someone with a disabilty that your kids would have one?
7. Have you ever passed gas and blamed it on somebody else in public?
8. Have you ever worn the same draws back to back?
9. What's the weirdest superstition you've ever heard?
10. What's the best quote to live by?
11. What song would be the theme song of your life?
12. Why do white people love Lil' Wayne and black folks love them some Gucci Mane?
13. Would you rather lose your hearing or sight?
14. Do you think Heaven has a Ghetto?
15. What gets you high off of life?

I'll answer in comment response and so will Ve'Rell will too.

Outie♥
Breezi F.

Instinct.

No, I am not talking about that ugly ass phone from Sprint™. I'm talking about that gut feeling you have when you know something isn't right and you realized your surroundings aren't the roads you were once familiar with. Well that's how I have been feeling lately and when I go get the answers I am looking for I get a bunch of bullshit. The funny thing is I don't find myself hurt nor saddened about it, I will rather be at 100% ease if someone for once told the truth. For my readers you're probably like WTF, she's gone mad but it isn't even that. It's one helluva story but it's located in the blogs a few down. But what I have begin to learn which was my gut feeling is that my used to be bestie wants my unborn child's father and he is feeling mutual but won't tell me. Their blogs are confirming the shit but not one of them can come and tell me. Ain't that a bitch? To me it's nothing to even sit and be confused about the shit, if that's what you want go for it. Don't spare my fricking feelings. If everybody would come clean about it then everybody will be alright and have a peice of mind. Yeah even me too cause at least I won't have people going behind me and I won't have to worry about it. I been a single parent for the longest and have lost friends before so it's whatever, but things shouldn'y have to be this way.

Outie♥
Breezi F

Corny!!!!

So this joke is super corny but it had me SMKROTFLMAO (Smackin' my knee rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off).
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
-Meet Patty.

(insert laugh here)

You get it?
Meet, Patty.

=) Have a good week.

Outie♥
Breezi F.

Barack is calling allthe SINGLE LADiES!

Watch out Michelle! lol I found this on Perezhilton.com and it was the laugh of my morning.....

What the Fack is a McDouble?

I'm sorry but all change isn't good! First and foremost, McDonalds! Really? I know they done changed all the restaraunts to a more chic, longe type atmosphere and introduced some Starbucks inspired drinks. High five, that's cool and all. But you didn't have to change the mother fackin dollar menu! Seriously I'm goin through the drive-thru the other day tryin to get me a quick bite to eat. So BAM..."lemme get a sweet tea, med fry and double cheeseburger"....the drive thru lady gon tell me "fyi the double cheeseburger isn't on the value menu & its now $1.19! But we have a McDouble but that gives you two meat patties but one piece of cheese" WTF is a Mcdouble?? That's what I said aloud. Im not feelin that and this McDouble bullshit is in the way!! Ronald we need 2 have a discussion!

Oh and now I gotta bone 2 pick with Subway! Yesterday I go to order a 6 inch Steak & cheese sub. The lady behind the counter said "Is this prime or philly steak ma'am?" Wtf!? "I want the regular steak I been eatin for years not this bullshit!!" Then the lady had nerve 2 get a tude cause I aint kno the difference!?! Pissed smooth off man! And then here's the killer, oneos more expensive than the other!!! Like wow! Jared, I need to holler at you man! That's why Domino's is going after you damn it!



I just don't like it when I was used to something ever since I was wee little girl and now you gotta change things up in 2009. This hurts man, It's a recession, damn it.

Outie♥
Breezi F