Miss Anonymous

Sadly, you aren't as smart as I? Think twice before you send me a comment as Anonymous my dear. There's a little thing called Google and I use it well. Cover your tracks, my dear. I know who put you up too it to. SMH.

Outie♥
Breezi F.

Instinct.

No, I am not talking about that ugly ass phone from Sprint™. I'm talking about that gut feeling you have when you know something isn't right and you realized your surroundings aren't the roads you were once familiar with. Well that's how I have been feeling lately and when I go get the answers I am looking for I get a bunch of bullshit. The funny thing is I don't find myself hurt nor saddened about it, I will rather be at 100% ease if someone for once told the truth. For my readers you're probably like WTF, she's gone mad but it isn't even that. It's one helluva story but it's located in the blogs a few down. But what I have begin to learn which was my gut feeling is that my used to be bestie wants my unborn child's father and he is feeling mutual but won't tell me. Their blogs are confirming the shit but not one of them can come and tell me. Ain't that a bitch? To me it's nothing to even sit and be confused about the shit, if that's what you want go for it. Don't spare my fricking feelings. If everybody would come clean about it then everybody will be alright and have a peice of mind. Yeah even me too cause at least I won't have people going behind me and I won't have to worry about it. I been a single parent for the longest and have lost friends before so it's whatever, but things shouldn'y have to be this way.

Outie♥
Breezi F

Peace, Man.

So despite all the uneccessary d r a m a in my life, I've actually had a good day and surprisingly, that good day was at work. It didn't get fun until the store manager, Emily clocked out cause after that Carliegh, Varell, and myself wild the hell out! We were having the time of our last talking shit bout Emily! Especially after she cracked the racist joke about how I was black and its common for me to eat fried chicken!! WTF?! Lol Carliegh, who's puerto rican said she would've been hot if she asked her what she did for Cinco de Mayo!! I don't think Emily is aware of her racist remarks. Ah lawd. Then I fitted these to chicks for tuxedos and I told them I'd shout em out on the blog cause they was cool! And they got kudos with flattery cause they said I aint even look like I was nearly 5 months pregnant and they said I'd be a cool/funny mom (which I am!) lol. So big ups to Tawnie and Brooke!!--Oh HELLS Yea!!! Hmmm what else happened that had me weak; Oh this chick was tryna be cute and her flip flop broke and she ran into a sign in the middle of the mall! LMAO. Oh and we had this dude come in and said he was down with G-O-D and he needed some spare cash for a hotel room tonight. #1 We are in a recession, ain't no such thang as "spare change" and #2 I know a scam when I see one! He comin in my job fresh tats and sneakers!! Hmmmm suspect. But we gave him some spare change alright, literally!! Anyways, Thank God for today just like any day cause I needed the comic relief!

Outie♥
Breezi F.

Me & My Handy Dandy Measuring Tape

ALL DESE DAMN TUXEDOS-COME GET YA SHIT

Tawnie && Brooke- the coolest customers

Oh Theivin Ass!

One thing I cannot stand is a damn thief!! I mean stealing is wrong, so why do it, how'd you like it if I came in yo' crib and stole your shit? Exactly. Anyways today at work, we found out who stole my friend Antonio's SideK!Ck Slide last week. It was the most unexpected person in our whole row, Brandon ol gay ass! What's so messed up about it is that Antonio and Brandon been cool since high school and Brandon is always in his face acting as if nothing is wrong! It took us a while to find out but in due time it came to the light. If you didn't know I work for a T-Mobile call center and a lot of people in VA have T-Mobile so of course people employed here are going to try to hook up their account, they moms account, whomever!! lol Everything we do is monitored so Brandon's dumb self must've forgot and gave the person he gave the SideK!ck to Bonus Minutes and Credits under his log-in from his computer! SMDH! I am just glad we found out it was him and his ass is fired. I hope he reads this too because you are so wrong!!! Grrrr.....But I know one thing though, If he wouldve touched my SideKiCk 08 we wouldve had a problem cause I would shut a mutha effa down! I got guns and shit, damn it! lol Just kiddin bout the guns but for real yo!

Ain't that a beyatch!??

Lol. My boyfriend sent me a text yesterday explaining a funny story about his co-worker, although it's funny as a bia, yet its still wrong.

Anywho, Mikaela, the lady my BF knows went to Wal-Mart to get her daughter a My Size Barbie for X-mas. So all the My Size Barbies where on the top shelf so she asked one of the sales associates to get her a barbie down for her. The associate replied "Yes I can get one down but there 35.00 and we don't have any black ones left!!" Mikaela replied back, "Did I ask you if I wanted a black one!?" The lady went to get the ladder to get the barbies down and then asked Mikaela "Well all we have our Blonde and Dark haired dolls, which would you like?" Mikaela said "get me the dark haired one, since im so black!!"

Aint that messed up but still funny? People are still so effin ignorant!