The REAL "Inveted Sex" Video LMAO

This spoof is hi.lar.i.ous! VA Stand Up.....


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Breezi F.

Vhaaaassssap!!!!! It's Bruno!

Guilty. Yes I saw this crazy ass movie last Saturday with Muffin & my Sissy, I believe that curiosity tickled our fancy to spend money on this movie. Sissy and I never seen Borat, the character before Bruno, so we had no idea WTF we we're getting into. Muff on the other hand, was already custom to this madness. First off all, do not, I repeat DO NOT let see kids see this movie, my fifteen year old sister was in shock! If you are truly a homophobic man then you shouldn't see this either. Why? Well if you like man on man sex and dancing/talking penis' in the screen then you'll be okay. LOL All the funny parts are seen in then preview like the Osama jokes and especially the camping scenes. I admit, I was weak. Other than that I was like WTF!!! Oh and this movie is short as hell! I was looking like, this is it?!? Um do I reccommend this movie, sure if you like cheap laughs and disgust humor or you can just wait til this jaint hit DVD in a couple months, for the low low. LOL (Part of me wishes we would've saw I Love You, Beth Cooper instead.)

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Breezi F.

Pictures are worth 1000 words

I was at work the other day checking my email, (I sound so important, Work email=)) and My co-worker, the other Jess, whom never sends me anything "work-related" had these pics waiting in my inbox. I was seriously in tears looking at this shit!!!

Illiterate= Not able to write..SMH

DNA: National Dyslexic Association

The Burger King Dude set him up

I know it's a recession & all, but DAMN!

LMAO...I'll be sure to eat plenty a Taco Bell

& the fool who did this sign was obviously drinking

Yep, he'll be on the Unemployment line

What Kind of Service?

I Don't park in a damn drive thru!

He'll be needing a job as well

Is this where The Pitts & Madonna get there kids from?

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Breezi F.

I'm On A Boat, BiTCH

Thanks to the nigga Brandy she showed me this, this morning and I was super weak. Never knew this existed until this day, I'm pretty sure it'll have you LOL.

I'm on a Boat-Live


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Breezi F

Peace, Man.

So despite all the uneccessary d r a m a in my life, I've actually had a good day and surprisingly, that good day was at work. It didn't get fun until the store manager, Emily clocked out cause after that Carliegh, Varell, and myself wild the hell out! We were having the time of our last talking shit bout Emily! Especially after she cracked the racist joke about how I was black and its common for me to eat fried chicken!! WTF?! Lol Carliegh, who's puerto rican said she would've been hot if she asked her what she did for Cinco de Mayo!! I don't think Emily is aware of her racist remarks. Ah lawd. Then I fitted these to chicks for tuxedos and I told them I'd shout em out on the blog cause they was cool! And they got kudos with flattery cause they said I aint even look like I was nearly 5 months pregnant and they said I'd be a cool/funny mom (which I am!) lol. So big ups to Tawnie and Brooke!!--Oh HELLS Yea!!! Hmmm what else happened that had me weak; Oh this chick was tryna be cute and her flip flop broke and she ran into a sign in the middle of the mall! LMAO. Oh and we had this dude come in and said he was down with G-O-D and he needed some spare cash for a hotel room tonight. #1 We are in a recession, ain't no such thang as "spare change" and #2 I know a scam when I see one! He comin in my job fresh tats and sneakers!! Hmmmm suspect. But we gave him some spare change alright, literally!! Anyways, Thank God for today just like any day cause I needed the comic relief!

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Breezi F.

Me & My Handy Dandy Measuring Tape

ALL DESE DAMN TUXEDOS-COME GET YA SHIT

Tawnie && Brooke- the coolest customers

You Are My Sunshine...

This cracks me up each and every time....

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Breezi F

Barack is calling allthe SINGLE LADiES!

Watch out Michelle! lol I found this on Perezhilton.com and it was the laugh of my morning.....

When does it expire?

Okay yesterday was the most random fun I have had in awhile. I was at my homegirl Patrice's house with fellow members of the PGB (yes, we have reconciled) and we were just straight wildin' out. Okay so Heff and I got extremely thirsty so we went to the kitchen to get some juice. Bet. Trice ain't got no damn juice cause all the kids drank the drank! So I asked Stina, Trice's kid sister about some Kool-aid. EVERYBODY and they mama keeps Kool-aid in the house!! Bot Trice's so to speak. SO we were searchin through the cabinet drawers trying to find some Kool-aid. We found some alright! This bitch's Kool-aid expired in Jan 2006!!! That's three years ago! We were sooooo dying laughing! So Heff and I started to play a game in the Kitchen called "when does it expire?!" So I would pick random ish out the cabinets. I pulled out a box of cereal. This jaint expired Jan 9 2007! OVER TWO YEARS! LMAO Then we found this breakfast crescent that expired in 2006. Like seriously we were dying cause like they grocery shop like every week and I guess the old stuff gon stay there until....lol. Lord, You guys should try it cause it will have you weak as hell man! Random ass sundays, you gotta love it.

Heff aka Brandy

Myself & Brandy

Danielle textin one of the boyfriends

Brandy laughin at Stina becasue she sautaes dumplings

No Homo! Brandy was tryna make a peace sign

LSK makin' ghetto Kool-aid in a Hawain Punch Bottle

Expired Sausge Egg & Cheese

SMH! Dont make no sense

KOOOOL-AiD!

Memory Lane...

Yeah so this was so in my younger days right, when i was under 21 and they gave you them damn wristbands so yo couldnt drink. So I was trying to take mine off two years ago and this happened....

Trying to get away


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Breezi F

Will you go to prom with me? & we'll be dancin' dancin'!

LMFAO This video is hilarious check grandma in the back tho!

Memory Lane....

I was on YouTube browsing and I cam across my first ever YouTube video. It's embarrassing. I was damn near 6 months preggo, Crankin' dat Soulja Boy. Yule.

Dumbass.

Man, Idk what is wrong with me, but I have some moments where my ADD kicks in and I just go dumb. The other day, I was scratching my ear with a ratail comb, idk as to why I have a comb in my ear and especially when my hair is big and curly! Anyways, it felt good scratchin my ear, like man it was just a great feeling! I was getting into it in everything until I heard my son acting a fool in the ohter room. So instead of taking the comb out of my ear like the smart person would've done, I ran out the bathroom and winded up running into the door and pushing the end of the comb further into my ear and it started bleeding! YUCK! I thought i was gonna die or go deaf. So I repented and then started talking loudly to make sure I could still hear. Man that was stupid, all I can do is SMH. Y'all dont judge me, You don't know my struggle!

Ain't that a beyatch!??

Lol. My boyfriend sent me a text yesterday explaining a funny story about his co-worker, although it's funny as a bia, yet its still wrong.

Anywho, Mikaela, the lady my BF knows went to Wal-Mart to get her daughter a My Size Barbie for X-mas. So all the My Size Barbies where on the top shelf so she asked one of the sales associates to get her a barbie down for her. The associate replied "Yes I can get one down but there 35.00 and we don't have any black ones left!!" Mikaela replied back, "Did I ask you if I wanted a black one!?" The lady went to get the ladder to get the barbies down and then asked Mikaela "Well all we have our Blonde and Dark haired dolls, which would you like?" Mikaela said "get me the dark haired one, since im so black!!"

Aint that messed up but still funny? People are still so effin ignorant!

Remember How I said my job sucks?

LMFAO with a sad face. Karma is a bitch. Why the hell I found out today that we are closing down our effin call center? I found it kinda funny at first then I thought about it, "Damn! The cuttin' out on my funds & I just gotta new whip last month!" I mean don't get me wrong it was easy money to teach people how to provide customer service and shit but damn T-mobile you ain't have to do me like this! I bet yhey been readin' my blogs n shit. Fackin' feds. LMAO. Our last day taking calls will be Dec 27th and our call center is about to wild the fack out. Too bad I am smarter than your average bear, cause I been started filling out apps & I was gunna quit anyways bitches, SCHOOL is more important! Take that T-Mobile. But here's some video footage from work fackin hilarious.

This idiot as Peter Griffin:




Shannon's Impression of Me: